Monday, 29 June 2009

Fat men training




Six weeks down and 4 to go and I ticked off one of the last 10 things I want to do in Japan at a stroke.

One wet and anonymous morning last week before work I bustled over to the other side of Tokyo to the shitamachi neighbourhoods of Uguisudani, near Nippori and Ueno. I hadn't ever heard of Uguisudani before I went and had to double check it was on the circular Yamanote line.

The beya was buried in this neighbourhood and looked innocuous enough. I think I actually walked past it, stopped, checked the map and walked back and then noticed the large, dark wooden sliding doors and the name of the place, Musashigawa, in elaborate kanji on a sign beside the door.

Inside there was no mistake. I could hear slaps against thighs and as I crept along the corridor and peeked around a corner, a man mountain greeted me and gestured which way to go. I was the only visitor. Six junior sumo wrestlers were counting off and slapping their thighs, sucking and blowing, raising their legs and dropping them in unison, calling out, 'Ichhh...niiii...san..' One giant's brow was sunk so low his eyebrows had pinched up into twin arches. I realised this was the closest I would ever be to a wrestler in action, beating any tournament I had been to.

They did squats and push-ups and power exercises, shuffled around the ring together like a meat train and criss-crossed the ring swinging imaginary hands and twisting and yanking at thin air with their hands. After that, the bouts began and again and again three junior wrestlers went at each other. You never do hear them call out and grunt on tv, above the roar a full crowd, but here I missed nothing.

The trainers watched on and heckled any mistakes. A man with a thick cauliflower ear arrived to much ceremony and pious greetings from everyone, and sat on 2 zabuton ahead of me.

I had to leave for work at 8.30, just as 6 or 7 Japanese tourists arrived to watch.


Thursday, 25 June 2009

Vincent

Tonight I met a man who works for Bic from Normandy and when I asked him what he did he pulled out a classic orange Bic biro and handed it to me! I told him the Bic 4 was my all time favourite pen but he look mystified and asked if it retails in Japan. I guess not.

Monday, 22 June 2009

More visitors



Eli came on a cheap flight for a week during the rainy season. Rain and recession-beating, Tokyo seemed like a whole new city to me as well as her as we got out and explored.

I took her to all the places I want to spend more time. We stared at rainwater gushing down sheer slopes of the Mori Building and ten spinning disco balls at eye level in a dark room in a room of an exhibition.

We found a place by the river I'd previously heard of but not found with a concrete bar and bare pipes wriggling across the ceiling above a wall floor-to-ceiling of eight shelves of books.

Whilst watching the dog pen in Yoyogi park, we talked about the occult and how an ex-boyfriend/magick practitioner adjusted her anahata (heart chakra) to align itself with her vishuddha (throat chakra) somewhere in California. Eli told me all about Amma, who I'd love to hug one day.

There was a night on top of the Tobu department store in a beer garden demolishing the 'moo' course (pictured) and help-yourself-beer and a night when Eli ate a whole, semi-defrosted sashimi tuna steak to herself.

Also, it was refreshing to hear her perspective on Japan and watch her rend apart a piece of sushi with chopstick chopstick like knife and fork and make a meal out of a mouthful.

Thursday, 21 May 2009

The Run-in

With about 10 weeks left in Japan after nearly 3 years, I've decided to pick 10 things I'd like to do before I go. Here's the run-down, in no particular order:

-Get back into studying Japanese. It's been 4 or 5 months and I hate the feeling of losing something I worked so hard to gain.

-Cook more Japanese food, drink more sake.

-Learn how to make an oshibori cock. Oshibori are the wet towels you get before a meal in a restaurant. Someone I know made a penis out of his once. They even stand up!

-Go on a gokon- a kind of arranged, group date. Never been on one. Who knows, if it goes well it might be easy to...

-Go to a Love Hotel. Never been.

-Get back to Yamagata one more time to say goodbyes.

-Sort out my tax and pension stuff. Kind of dull that one, but there's about a grand a half of pension moneys from the JET programme just waiting for me beyond forms to be filled out hoops to be jumped through.

-Visit a sumo stable. Got a mate who writes about sumo for The Japan Times. Should be a shoe-in.

-Get a notebook and start using it again.

The shrewd amongst you will notice this list of 10 so far numbers 9. That's because I haven't thought of a tenth yet. Suggestions?

Sunday, 17 May 2009

China in pictures




A few months back, I found a girl

I wanted to wine and dine and sleep with. I didn't know her surname but that didn't seem to matter. I still don't know it and it definitely doesn't matter now.

The sakura front swept through Japan, all the hats and scarves got put away, I went to Shanghai and came back and those few months passed. Finally I met this girl again last night, in a club in Shibuya I hadn't been to before, nor noticed.

She was with lots of friends and told me immediately she is to leave Japan this summer. Me too I replied. Next she pimped me off on her friend Ai. I think Ai was offended when I couldn't tell her she was pretty.

Earlier, my housemates had said over a can of beer that I am a shokubutsu danshi- that's 'vegetarian boy'. Don't go for the kill. Shy away. Miss the girl you like.

So I found myself asking myself, 'What would a carnivore do?' in that club last night when the girl I liked turned and melted into the crowd after I asked her if she wanted a drink.

A little later, I decided to get out of the club. When will I see you again? she asked and then answered herself, Let's do lunch sometime and patted my head three times, which I hated the more I thought about it. I cycled home in light rain and it felt good.