Number of states visited: 16
Number of pictures taken: 1,211
Number of pairs of underwear packed from Japan for 45 days of traveling: 6
Miles driven: 8,300 some
Number of times Champ infracted upon the in-car fart ban (ICFB): 2
Distance from final destination (NYC) to final final destination (LDN): 3,471
Number of road-side dialogues with officers of the law of the United States of America: 3
Number of burgers, burritos, pizzas consumed between July 28th and September 10th: countless
Number of north american grizzly bear, brown bear, polar bear, teddy bear spotted in all national parks visited: 0
Number of tickets administered us by officers of the law for infractions of the automobile speed limit: 1
Number of home-cooked meals consumed between July 28th and September 10th: 4
Number of outstanding tickets administered us for infractions of the automobile speed limit: 1
Number of occasions commando dress worn when aforementioned underwear supply had been exhausted and not yet laundered: undisclosed
Approximate number of legumes consumed between July 28th and September 10th [not including garnishings of aforementioned burgers, potatoes prepared in the French manner nor tomatoes pureed according to the recipe of Mr Heinz]: under 14
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